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August 01, 2005

MIDDLE FINGER MONDAY!

MIDDLE FINGERS TO YOU ALL....Step right up..it's that time again folks..


MIDDLE FINGER MONDAY!!!!!
Ok so since I was the brainiac that officially renamed mondays to Middle Finger Monday..it's only right that i make the rules as well...so here goes....
Monday posts should consist of a list of people, places or things that you feel deserve a middle finger, how many fingers you feel they deserve and you must explain why....now on to my middle fingers...
  1. 3 Middle fingers to Mr. Cliff -- 1 because I called every fuckin number he gave me to contact him (ummm 4 what, he wasn't at any of them) 2 because i can't find his ass now.... and 3 because my fucking hair is a damn mess and in dire need to get done...
  2. 5 Middle fingers to Visa -- 1 because the fuckers allowed Kung Pao(the guy that did my nails) to take more money than i authorized. 2 because they fuckin told me i had to wait 30 days for the shyt to reconcile 3 because obviously this means that any one can take how ever much money from me (that i don't have) and keep it for 30 days..fucks 4 because they let the gas station charge my card 2 times...who the fuck pays $60 in gas for a fuckin nissan maxima..bastards.. and 5 because their customer service reps SUCK ASS...
  3. 4 middle fingers to Grey Goose Vodka -- 1 because the shyt tastes sooo damn good mixed with cranberry juice 2 because it got me completely fucked up on saturday 3 because I had to nurse a fuckin hang over on sunday 4 because i don't want another drink for a few months...
  4. 3 middle fingers to Kung Pao(again) 1 because the fuckin french manicure he gave me is fucked up, 2 he never told me the secret to keeping the white part from fuckin up 3 because i have to go and get them done again because they look like fuckin hell....dammit....
  5. 5 middle fingers to myself (yup i get them as well) 1 because I was sooooooooo fucked up @ my 1st Gay Pride on saturday 2 because I wasn't functioning properly 3 for pissing my bey off with my stupid ass acting self 4 for losing the fuckin pride necklace we bought and 5 for losing the fucking picture we took...

Ok now everybody go ahead and list yours as such...and one more thing...

Happy Middle Finger Monday!

2:31 pm

Machine gun rapid fire style middle fingers to the fuckin brainiac that decided to do all this fucked up construction so that anywhere you go it takes forever and a fuckin day...stupid punk ass motherfucker...

posted by Spexial @ 7:12 AM  

27 Comments:

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger shoes said…

    yes, happy middle finger monday.

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger MaineSqueeze said…

    Detroit pride? Haha. How was it?

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Spexial said…

    back @ cha shoes...

    stay -- it was WONDERFUL..i had such a great time!!!!

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger culayta said…

    funny as shit.

    middle finger to all!!!

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Spexial said…

    d -- yup i can't stand that fucker!!! lol

    culayta -- :-)

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger MsPerdie said…

    You are a nut, you know that? Happy middle finger Monday to you too....

    *Ciao bella*

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Mr.Brian/Mr.Fletcher said…

    Happy Middle Finder Monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Spexial said…

    Perdie -- girl i already know...that's what makes me spexial..lol *muah*

    brian -- scream it loud from the rooftops!!! lol

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Sappho said…

    Happy middle finger Monday, Spex. Guess I wasn't the only one to have a rough weekend.

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Video X said…

    holy cow. vodka is BAD. at least for me. makes me nuts. i have banned myself from vodka. it's not your fault! it's the vodka's fault! i sware. it goes in and turns the crazy switch to the highest setting.

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger GQ1NYC said…

    Happy Middle finger monday!

    Big middle finger to the month of August for not having any Holidays to get off work.

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Spexial said…

    sappho -- no babe you weren't... good grief is all i can say...

    vx -- tell me about it..i'm going to stick with malibu rum, pinapple and cranberry juice...doesn't make me act up...damn that fuckin vodka..just typing that made my stomach cringe...ugh...


    GQ -- hell i have a few middle fingers for that one..dammit...

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger defiant goddess said…

    Hmm. No middle fingers today. Only peace and love to all! :)

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger defiant goddess said…

    Hold on. I retract my earlier statement. I've got about 15 middle fingers for the folks at Network Solutions for every time I called customer service and received NO help. And I've got 9 million middle fingers for the folks at Mattress Firm for taking more than a year to refund my damn money - and I STILL haven't gotten my check.

    Other than that, peace and love to all! :)

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Mr.Brian/Mr.Fletcher said…

    woohoo! We have gesticulation all around!!!!! Thumbs up! Um, I mean, MIDDLE FINGERS UP!

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Spending said…

    Happy Middle Finger Monday! I am taking a break from my frustration and doing something very unconstructive like reading blogs. It's more peaceful.

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Dawn said…

    it's middle finger monday already again-where does the time go?i think it may be on blogging.

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Spexial said…

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Jerry said…

    big middle finger to the hollywood asswipes for making a movie based on that stupid TV show "Pukes of Hazzard" and the chucklehead who ran the movie trailer for that shit TWICE yesterday at the theater.

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger Spexial said…

    d -- i know i know...

    jerry --- lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger madman said…

    Don't be so hard on yourself--you only deserved one middle-finger!

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Blogger mr_g said…

    Doesn't it feel good to flip all those fingers! You need a couple more hands for all of those!!!

     

  • At 8/01/2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Man I love middle finger Mondays!! I'm giving 10 middle fingers & 10 toes to BMW in Bloomfield Hills for I've had my new car for 2 months and I've had a blow out this Saturday, and Monday my car wouldn't start due to the fact that my ignition didn't recongnize my key so when they finally come get my car, they are suppose to give me something equal to what I have, but nooooooooo they have no BMW's or Benz's to rent out so I then have to go to Enterprise Rental to get a car, and tell me why the fukkkkkkkk all they have is a dam pick up truck, like I have a roofing company or something and I need to carry my supplies on the back of this dam pick up....what a joke......so yes u all guessed it i'm driving a dam pick up truck until they are able to give me a car from the dealership so they get all middle fingers and toes, cause to top it off I missed the pride that Spex went to and she called me out my name on my voicemail so minus 1 of the fingers to BMW and we will give 1 to Spex.......lmaoooooo. DG.

     

  • At 8/02/2005, Blogger Spexial said…

    lmao you fuckin whore..your ass should have been @ pride and not @ belle isle and you wouldn't have had a flat bytch!!! 2 middle fingers for you...

     

  • At 8/02/2005, Blogger Miranda said…

    could I borrow a few of Your middle fingers? I need to stick up, I think more than I have too.
    Happy Middle finger monday to you....yeah yeah a day late...but better late than never.

     

  • At 8/03/2005, Blogger mrsmogul said…

    Excellent blog! You're on my level

     

  • At 8/04/2005, Blogger Spexial said…

    miranda -- sure you can..

    mrs -- thanx girlie...

     

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